Dating Check List. Please complete before calling me.

The Dating Checklist. Please answer the questions below as honestly as possible .

1. Do you live with your parents?
2. Is your bed attached to someone elses (aka BUNK BED situation?)
3. Do you own a car?
4. If not, was your license revoked for a DUI or other misdemeaner?
5. Do you smoke weed? If so, how many times a week?
6. If you smoke weed, is it to the point where you own a bong and you get excited about "glass pieces" and special types of weed like, Hawaiian Red Hair?
7. Are you an alcoholic?
8. Are you an alcoholic mess?
9. Do you start bar fights when drunk for no reason?
10. Do you pass out on your floor or someone else's floor at least 3 times a week?
11. Were you ever in a fraternity? If so, do you still have fraternity paraphenelia scattered around your room?
12. Do you have pictures of girls torn out of Maxim magazine taped to your refrigerator?
13. If you do have these pictures taped to your fridge; (a) do you really think you have a chance with this girl
(b) do you really believe that that picture was not airbrushed?
14. Have you ever used the word "orgy" in a conversation?
15. Are you more mature than you were at age 14, or still the same?
16. Do you have trouble making decisions about EVERYTHING?
17. Are you a sex addict?
18. Do you pack an overnight bag and keep it in your car, just so you have clean clothes when you wake up at some random chicks house the morning after?
19. Do you have a psycho ex- girlfriend? If so, is she crazy because of things you did to her?
20. Do you like asian girls?
21. Are you addicted to porn?
22. Do you have gay tendencies and you feel confused about your sexuality?
23. Are you addicted to tattoos?
24. Do you expect girls to talk to you like they are Jennna Jamison when you are in bed with them?
25. Do you send out mass text messages after midnight to multiple girls, hoping one will write you back so you don't have to sleep alone?
26. Do you keep a huge box (think 90+) of condoms in the night stand next to your bed? If so, is the box torn open and 1/2 empty? If you answered yes to that question, how long has that box been in your nightstand?
27. Would you ever be caught dead in a pair of true religion jeans, a Tap Out tee shirt, fedora or square toed Kenneth Cole Reaction loafers?
28. Do you have a tribal art tattoo?
29. Have you ever frequented the following places; Sutra Lounge, Chronic Kantina, Lake Havasu, or any Hong Kong Massage Parlors?
30. Do you smell like cigarettes and vomit on any given saturday night?
31. Do you drive a monster truck?
32. Is your mother crazy? Does mental illness run in your family?
33. Are you nice to animals?
34. Is your best friend an egotistical womanizing maniac that hits on your girlfriends when you are not around and then denies it? If so, do you think he is cool?
35. Do you have STD's?
36. When you are on a date, do you have trouble paying attention because you are too busy checking out the fake boobs on every other girl in the restaurant?
37. Do you have committment issues? If so, do you still try to blame this on the girl that broke your heart 8 years ago?
38. Are you a cheater? If so, when you get caught cheating, do you try to make the person that caught you out to be a crazy psycho from hell, just to make yourself feel better?
39. Do you usually date girls that are not old enough to drink?
40. Do you think every girl that goes out with you on a date wants to be your girlfriend?

Thank You!